It's the one-year anniversary of the blog! To all of you who sent me messages to say you get scared sometimes, too—you saved me...Read More
“Wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted... and a cup of tea!” – George CostanzaRead More
Getting your head shrunk is a lot like flossing your teeth. Sometimes you’d rather skip it altogether and catch up on Sherlock. Sometimes your gums bleed. And sometimes, as you’re wiggling back and forth...Read More
When I sit at my desk, my one and only window faces a failing roof and a watchful tree. I see squirrels and birds and ponytailed girls pushing babies around while they wipe sheets of sweat from their heads.
But mostly, I see the giant wasps. They dance as close as they can to the glass, knocking at me to say, “You can’t go outside.”Read More